Anti-Valentine’s Day quotes?

Question by Autumn: Anti-Valentine’s Day quotes?
What are some quotes about being single on Valentine’s Day? I don’t mind not having one. I want some quotes about it.
Thanks. (:

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Answer by The Valentine’s Day Scrooge
Another day for paying bills without money. One day older and not one penny richer. Every fool who goes about with Happy Valentine’s Day on their lips should be buried with a dozen roses through his heart. It is an idiotic holiday focused on stupidity.

-Me, the official Valentine’s Day Scrooge.

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  1. Theodore says:

    “Love is for sissies.”
    -Mr.T
    “Absorbent napkins-Its cheaper then buying gifts. If you know what I mean…”
    -Me
    “Yeah, I don’t have a valentine, but I’ve got World of Warcraft and tomorrow off work. Yay?”
    -Yosemite Sam

  2. LittleMissSomebody says:

    Happy Single Awareness Day.

  3. “I always said the only person to celebrate Valentines Day the right way was Al Capone.”

  4. Anti-Valentines Day Poem Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
    What the hell is all that shit for?
    People get mushy and start acting queer,
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
    Before I shove something up Cupid’s ass.
    I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
    And wear black for the rest of the week.
    Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
    Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
    So, here’s my story… what else can I say?
    Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentines Day!
    found it online 🙂 hope you like it!

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