Having Trouble With The Order of Things

Today I had to go to the store to get a pair of scissors.

Then, when we tried to open them, we realized we needed scissors to open them

They are in a bulletproof pack. Commercial grade plastic. Built to outlast roaches and Twinkies.

So which comes first? The Chicken or the Egg?

Do you buy the scissors to open the scissor pack?

Such is life

 

You’re Not Crazy – Women Have Superpowers

And here you thought you’re girl was just some sort of ninja!

Well… You’re right. They kind of all are.

women remember everything imageWhy Men Never Remember and Women Never Forget: Surprising Findings from The New Science of Gender-Specific Medicine

“Men and women think differently, approach problems differently, emphasize the importance of things differently, and experience the world around us through entirely different lenses,” says Marianne J. Here are some of the significant differences in the brain structure and function she describes in the books:The Anterior Cingulate Cortex weighs options and makes decisions. It’s the worry-wort center, and it’s larger in women than men. The Medial Preoptic Area is the area for sexual pursuit. It’s 2.5 times larger in the male.

Women have a higher rate of blood flow to parts of the brain associated with memory.  According to Dr. Marianne Legato, M.D., “This is one of the reasons researchers give for the overwhelming evidence that women have better immediate and delayed recall of the spoken word.”  Women’s higher levels of estrogen also helps with memory.  “Higher levels of it are associated with improved learning and memory,” says Dr. Legato, “and this may be why women are better at these tasks. Why Men Never Remember and Women Never Forget: Surprising Findings from The New Science of Gender-Specific Medicine

 

Potterheads Can Now Discover Their Own Patronous with New Quiz at Pottermore

Have you ever wondered what your own personal Harry Potter Official Patronous is?

Well wonder no more!

JK and the gang over at Pottermore just keep making things better and better for the serious fans.

Now you can take the Patronous Quiz and find out within minutes.

harry potter patronous quiz

Wonder what your Patronus is? Now you can find out on Pottermore

Are you a stag? An otter? A rabbit? Maybe a doe? Now you can find out for sure.

The Harry Potter website now offers an experience letting fans know what animal their Patronus will be. Pottermore

Avid fans will remember that the Patronus was introduced in the third book, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and its form is a marker of personality and conviction much like the famed Hogwarts Houses, which fans can also determine through a similar feature on Pottermore. In the books, Harry’s Patronus take the form of a stag, representing his father, while adversary turned hero Professor Snape’s Patronus is a doe, a symbol of his long love for Harry’s mother Lily. ….. read more usatoday.com

It was fast and a lot of fun. I found out that my Patronous is the St. Bernard.

What is yours?

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Welcome to the new Pottermore

What is this shiny new website? Where did the old one go? What was Ginny Weasley’s Patronus again? Which dragon did Harry Potter battle in the first test of the Triwizard Tournament? What exactly is a ‘Cursed Child’ and are you sure the stage play isn’t a prequel? What’s Eddie Redmayne really like? Do the Pottermore staff work in a castle?

I recommend getting lost on the site. There are so many beautiful secrets lurking if you stay long enough to find them. Have a look around, and come back! Come back tomorrow! And the next day and the next day and the day after that! We’re updating the site all the time.

Soon, you’ll also be able to find out the form of your Patronus and ponder on what that means. And who knows what other magical things we’ll conjure up? If you keep an eye on the News section, you’ll be the first to hear what’s coming next and when. Because the site is ever-evolving and we’d truly value your opinion, tell us what you think and we’ll work our magic on it. pottermore.com

 

 

 

Pottermore.com is the digital heart of J.K. Rowling’s Wizarding World, dedicated to unlocking the power of imagination. It offers news, features, and articles as well as new and previously unreleased writing by J.K. Rowling. Let your imagination fly… www.pottermore.com

My Patronous The St. Bernard

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How do visually-impaired athletes compete in the Long Jump?

Watch how BRAZIL’S 🇧🇷 Silvania Costa won Gold in RIO

 

 

 

Paralympics roundup, Day 9 – Excelle Sportshttp://www.excellesports.com/news/paralympics-roundup-day-9/Silvania Costa De Oliveira won gold with a 4.98m leap while teammate Lorena Salvatini Spoladore was third with 4.71, between the two Brazilians was Ivorian Fatima Bigitte Diasso in 4.89m, a personal best. China won the first gold of the evening session …Insidethegames.bizAthletics Weekly Paralympics roundup, Day 9 – Excelle Sports

2016 Paralympic Games, Day Ten – SuperSporthttp://www.supersport.com/Paralympics/paralympics/news-in-pictures/paralympics-day-tenCharl du Toit claimed his second Paralympics gold medal on Friday when he stormed to the men’s 400m T37 title. © Gallo Images. Du Toit won the 100m earlier in the week. © Gallo Images. The 23-year-old finished more than two seconds ahead of his rivals. 2016 Paralympic Games, Day Ten – SuperSport

 

Rio Paralympics: 50-year-old Kazakh woman sets new swimming record – BBC Newshttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-37317460A 50-year-old Kazakh woman has won her country’s first-ever medal at the Paralympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. Zulfiya Gabidullina set a new world record in the 100m freestyle swimming. China has won most gold medals so far with seven, followed by the … Rio Paralympics: 50-year-old Kazakh woman sets new swimming record – BBC News

 

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Silvania lands gold – just like her brotherBrazil’s Silvania Costa de Oliveira kept winning in the family as she took gold in a spectacular women’s long jump T11 competition on Friday (16 September) as world records continued to fall in the field and out on the track. Costa de Oliveira … Silvania lands gold – just like her brother

 

Top 10 Funniest/Stupid Things Karl Pilkington Has Ever Said

https://twitter.com/batshevaoctavi2/status/776210420323549184

Just the Laugh alone makes this worth it. You will either be thoroughly annoyed, or pleasantly entertained.

Either way, you’re welcome

 

A countdown of karl pilkingtons stupid quotes.
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Question by Madison: What is your favorite Twilight quotes and your favorite book?
I was just wondering. I love what you all have to say. I also love all the twilight quotes they are so romantic.
Thanks:)

Best answer:

Answer by angels_rcute
my fave quote:
“and so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
i love that quote!! its just so adorable!!!
fave book:
breaking dawn.
i love the story, and it has the most action and things going on.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

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Afternoon Delight – Kidnapping, The Butter Diet And TB

Get cozy with Coach Comeback and Seabass and have a little afternoon delight. In this short but sweet, no foreplay, right to the point, get-in-and-get-out session we talked about how I lost 10lbs in a week on the “butter” diet. Yep… BUTTA BABY!!! We also talk about how to plan to get kidnapped and fake your death and how that can lead to long term happiness and a fresh start at life. And a little Turburculosis thrown in for good measure.

Then it ends with a question to you that I REALLY need an answer to. I know that is one of the rules of a nooner— No talking, no questions, no feelings. But I need you to overlook that just this one time. I promise.

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005:Zane Miller – Cleaning out Filthy lil Closet

Youtube Expert and pathological killer Zane Miller gives us in inside look into a multi-million dollar company, Everything is not always as it seems.

 

Behind closed doors you would be surprised what you find out.  They are just as…. well… I will let you fill in the blanks… as we all are

 

Seven Minutes – The New Yorkerhttp://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/01/05/seven-minutesIt’s not clear whether a regimen of pelvic exercises or running underwater with a boulder might cause one to read faster, but there is a writer named Jason Fladlien who is hawking a method (for thirty-seven dollars) that will enable anyone to write an … Seven Minutes – The New Yorker

 

003: Stalk Your Way To Becoming Famous w/ Gloria Geiger

 

What most men consider flattery and pure “game”, America calls illegal in 43 states.

Yes, men get stalked too!  And it doesn’t always turn out with wedding bells.  Need I remind you…..

Remember… 4 times and it has to actually mean something. So get out in 3…. but I digress

 

Stalkers screw with your mind, that’s for sure, and the statistics for someone in my position are not that favorable. I keep thinking about John Lennon. Did he know something was about to go down? That when he kissed his son, Sean, goodbye that day, it would be the last time he would ever see him?”

1 in 19 men in the United States are stalked every year, some are harmless others become violent. A-list actor, Nicky Walsh, recently discovered he moved to the number one position on this scale, and his stalker will stop at nothing to have him!

On today’s show we get to speak to the Author of the Amazon chart topper “Famous”. Which takes a Fictional (sort of) look at the life of one celebrity… and how stalking can go waaaay wrong.

There are twists…

There is humor

There is foul language

What else do you need?

Grab the book and enjoy this podcast. We sure did!

 

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002: Survive With Just $10 And A Laptop – Unbelievable Interview With Greg Hartle

$10 and a laptop interview

Ever feel like it’s just TOO MUCH!

Like you really want to give up?

Sometimes you are just completely drained and feel like you have nothing left to give.

Well this interview will inspire you!

How about leaving you house with absolutely nothing but the clothes on your back, $10 and your laptop!

Listen in as Greg Hartle tells his amazing tale in this exclusive interview!

In it he shares:

  • His own personal story of fighting a face to face battle with death
  • Those precious first hours of being on the street and how he beat out the initial panic
  • The best source for find housing for free all over the world
  • How he created a new business literally overnight – it was either get creative or starve!
  • and much more

This was truly an inspiring interview that I know you will enjoy!

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001: Too Drunk To Hit Rock Bottom with Joe Guz

HEY WE’RE BACK!!!!!

The podcast is BACK on track!   And what better way to kick it off than with Auther, writer and adventured Joe Guz.

Joe Guz is the author of the book… well, more like autobiography/memoir  “#Too Drunk To Hit Rock Bottom”.

Guz gets really personal with some embarrassing tales and admissions from childhood all the way through to dang near present day.

In this he covers such things like

  • Why  you should never take your wife to South Korea
  • How to get more “bang” for your buck at a Juicy bar
  • Why Canadians have more fun
  • The month-into-years long struggle with writing this piece
  • How to make a love distance relationship work when in the US Armed Forces (#respect)
  • The wrong way to defend your girl’s honor with a hockey stick

And much more!

Please enjoy our FIRST guest on this momentous return of the Coach Comeback Show.

And do yourself a favor and grab the book. Thank me later.

Click here not to get the book free via KU – Joe Guz: #Too Drunk To Hit Rock Bottom

Pitch Perfect Riff-Off with Anna Kendrick & The Filharmonics

After Anna Kendrick got word James was boasting he’s the best acapella sing in town, she challenges him to a riff-off with some help from The Filharmonics.

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My Lil Brother Almost Died

Gasping for air and having just watched all the blood drain from his face, my wife could tell something was wrong with him.

“Honey, are you ok? You dont look so good”, my wife says across the table at lunch.

It had been just 2 weeks after my little brother had to have brain surgery.

Yes, that is correct!

FREAKING BRAIN SURGERY!!!!!!!!

You know, like that thing you say in passing as kind of a joke to make fun of someone….

“its not like it brain surgery or something”

But you never really know anyone that actually has it?

Yeah, that kind fo surgery.

Last year my little brother (well it is my wife’s little brother but saying brother in law all the time when this kid is closer to me than my onwn siblings just doest seem right) got into a car accident. He wasn’t hurt bad but he went to get a full checkup just to make sure

They ended up finding a growth on his brain. Wasn’t life threatening… now. But it could be later. So he didn’t want to wait around for that and did all the prep to get it removed.

That was a little over 2 weeks ago. And he has been a little miracle child since then.

Only a short while out of surgery he was already conscious and talking and everything. Which doctors say is just amazing from such a procedure.

So here we are, 2 weeks after surgery, where we have been taking shifts nursing/watching over him at home… he goes in for is 2 week check-in and doctors say he is doing fantastic.

Even cleared him to drive again. But just to take it easy. Even though I think it is a terrible idea. I mean… he DID just have brain surgery. But what do I know?

Now at lunch with my wife Sisi (the one to my left in my pic) and something isn’t right.

He is wobbly on his feet and starting to faint. But not before vomiting the pad Thai noodle they just enjoyed.

In a painic my wife rishes him to the emergency room. Only to have these overworked and frustrated ER doctors tell him he is probably just hot or dehydrated

YEAH!!!! I will take a second opinion if you don’t mind thank you very much.

So, on top of helping my dad bury his baby sister after a sudden death just a month or so back and brain surgery and my mom who ALSO needs a pretty extensive surgery but is refusing the treatment… lets just say my mind has not been on work or………

or on anything else but my family really.

Take my dad for instance…

He was not even talking to his sister at the time because they were fighting over who the hell even cares now! Something stupid and insignificant.

And to top that… her daughter wasn’t speaking to her either because she wanted to go on a trip with her mate and her mom (my aunt) didn’t want to watch her dog. So both my dad and cousin’s last words with my aunt were not nice. And weren’t speaking.

So she had to be cremated because it was over a week before anyone close to her tried to contact her again. The body was barely recognizable by the time they found her.

Now they have to make amends to and empty shell… and hope the spirit listens.

Life is funny that way.

Whatever it is you have been spending the last few months on…

whoever that person is in your life that you feel is important to you

whatever that fight is or grudge you are holding…

Whatever risk you have been wanting to take but holding back…

Whatever thing you want but are waiting for the timing to be “just right”…

whatever is causing you grief right now…

Whatever you may be crying over…

Whatever your ego is telling you not to apologize because you are right…

Look back. If these were your last days… for you, or the others involved… would you be happy with how you spent them?

Some of this crap is meaningless!

I have been taking some much needed time to regather myself, my goals, my life, my relationships. And really put in to perspective what is “real”.

What is adding value to my life?
What do I even value to begin with?

Since my mind has been scattered I have been looking into meditation and regaining my focus.

A couple of good ol google searches let me to this new focus app that just plays good sounds. Different from regular ambient sounds. has some strange science to NOT habituating. Fascinating stuff.

Anyway, it is called focus@will. I has been helping me through all this…. scary stuff.

More info here http://coachlikes.com/tofocus

Hope it helps you with… whatever you need to focus on right now

P. James Holland
Coach comeback

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ps. i promise I will be back soon. Just wont likely be the same person with the same goals. Be prepared for that

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Podcast: Episode 4 – We have no home training

Yet another random podcast. ABout nothing.

We talk. We chat. WE murmur

We banter

We insult

We offend

You’re Welcome

 

Podcast: Epesode 3 minus 19: The show with no goal

This show is completely about nothing. Much like all the rest.

We offend all that we can

We insult racial groups.

Even the gays came up… yet again. Hmmmm.

Enjoy this episode… or not. What evs.

 

 

What to do when you feel like you are struggling – Q and A

This is from a live q and a from a little while back. Send in your questions and I will do the same for you.

 

 

Amazon’s New Announcement Could Be The End of Youtube

On May 10th Amazon announced that it will be opening up it’s prime membership to normal content creators like myself and the regular open public.

NEW: Amazon Video Direct to Compete with Youtube

 

Five years ago Amazon decided it wanted to take on Netflix with an unlimited video streaming service chocked full of Hollywood movies and television shows. Now, the retail giant has its sights set on YouTube, the biggest video site on the Internet. It’s the ad-supported videos that pose the biggest threat to YouTube.

This means that you will be able to profit from your sill cat videos. Unlike youtube where all you get is a little quick burst of self satisfaction to see one of your videos get 100 hits.

With amazon’s new prime, now you will be paid for going viral. Ahow awesome is that

You can even SELL your own videos right there on amazon. They are completely chanign everything for everyone.

To get a little more mementum going they are even offering a bonus to the top 100 videos views each month to the tune of $1,000,000

YES! That is one million dollars.

 

In bonus. This is on top of what they have already promise to pay you for revenue share using their prime benefit and/or what you charge for buying or rending whatever video you create.

There are so many possibiliteis here. The could even give a run to places like Udemy who sells online courses.

My mind is already spinning with ideas. Could this be used to sell online courses via amazon? Do you think there would be an interest?

time.com

Amazon Video Direct Aims to Take on YouTube, FacebookOn Monday, Amazon announced Amazon Video Direct, a new self-service program that will let video creators post videos on the company’s streaming platform and either sell them, rent them, make them available to Amazon Prime members or offer them for free with advertising.

The retailer may be aiming to create a more premium experience that sits between homemade YouTube videos and movies on Netflix. Initial partners for Amazon Video Direct include Conde Nast, The Guardian and the multi-channel network Machinima. But even this style of video has quickly grown competitive. YouTube has bundled together content from some of its most prominent creators in a new subscription package called YouTube Red, while Facebook is convincing large news organizations to stream content via Facebook Live. Amazon will have to open its wallet wide to compete with such efforts. Early signs are that it’s willing to do so. In addition to offering ad revenue and royalties, the company will pay $1 million per month to the creators of the 100 most popular videos in Amazon Video Direct. read more at time.com

 

What about meditation or yoga videos. I can guarantee Yoga an exercise videos will do insane. There is already a large popularity.

But will someone for instance be intersted in viewing one of my real estate trainings from the comfort of their mobile device or television?

This is something worth exploring. And may make you think twice before uploading that video to youtube.

 

It’s the ad-supported videos that pose the biggest threat to YouTube. The Google-owned video site has come to dominate the world of online video by amassing a huge repository of videos and convincing marketers to sell ads against them. YouTube went largely unchallenged in this space for years, until Facebook’s aggressive push into video in 2014. Now Amazon will be another competitor with the deep pockets and technical infrastructure to be a potential threat.

 

It’s HERE! Beta testers needed for my birthday!

Launching tomorrow!

For my birthday! Yes! I have made it another amazing year!

So I thought what better way then to let others play with my new software tomorrow.

We are shooting for 6pm pst. for now. Maybe a bit earlier if we can get the approval in time. Already some technical issues.

So here is the plan:

We are going to do a super limited release. For either 7 days or 100 sales. At a super insane low price. Just internally to friends like you that I know.

Then it will come down, we will give it a few weeks to collect feedback, data, and see how it works for others. Collection testimonials and make changes and updates to what you tell me you would like it to do and how to make it better.

In exchange, you will have lifetime access. All future updates, changes, upgrades, and not to mention what will be the public price. Because we are planning to build and entire business around this, it will be at least 5 times the beta price when we go public.

We have big plans to sell this to corporations and companies and build something around it.

I don’t do “one shot” quick promotions just to make a buck. This software was orignially created for ME!

Yes, I had been looking for somethign I wanted and no one on othe market had exactly what i was looking for. So I had my own created.

Then with the added brillance of my Partner Mike, he enhanced it 10x and made it possible to be used by others.

It has already changed a huge part of my business. And now I want it to do the same for you.

Be ready

April 28th (my birthday) 7pm pst (-8 los angeles) or earlier. Look for an email from me.

7 days or 100 sales and it comes down until full release later.

See you then

P. James “putting on my birthday suit” Holland
Coach Comeback

ps. we are even talking about making the software a monthly usage price instead of one time. So definitely grab it tomorrow, because the monthly price will be what the birthday one-time price is currently

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Singer/Songwriter Prince Cause of Death – Dies at age 57

So far Pince’s Cause of death is unlcear.

There are several theories that range from flu to drug overdose.  Sometimes the media just likes to throw that one in because it sounds better for TV.

Dying of the flu is boring. But the rockstar/legend dying of a drug overdose, now that’s quality entertainment.

Pah!

I am still in disbelief. He was only 57 years old. He still had so much more to do. He was currently on tour still blessing the world with his entertainment and unique style

Prince, Singular Music Star, Dies at 57http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/22/arts/music/prince-dead.html?_r=0Prince, the singularly flamboyant and prolific songwriter and performer whose decades of music transcended and remade genres like funk, rock and R&B, died on Thursday at his Paisley Park studio and estate in Minnesota, according to The Associated Press. He was 57.

Across a career of more than 35 years, Prince released 39 albums while being lauded not only for his songs, but their visual presentation both onstage and on camera. His 1984 film “Purple Rain” is widely considered one of the best and most influential music films ever, while its accompanying soundtrack spawned the No. 1 hits “Let’s Go Crazy” and “When Doves Cry.” He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2004. Click here to read the full story nytimes.com

 

 

Prince dead: His most memorable quotes from a decades-spanning career | People | News | The Independenthttp://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/prince-dead-died-memorable-quotes-music-a6995226.htmlThe world of music suffered another major loss today as Prince Rogers Nelson, more commonly known as Prince, died at his recording studio at the age of 57. Over a decades-long career, Prince gained became an icon for his originality, flamboyance, and sheer musical talent. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else.

The news of his death was first reported by TMZ, and later confirmed by his spokesperson. He was hospitalised with flu last week, but his cause of death is not yet known. Prince dead: His most memorable quotes from a decades-spanning career | People | News | The Independent

Prince the Immortal – The Atlantichttp://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/04/prince-dead-at-57-lyrics-mortality/479370/“I don’t wanna die / I’d rather dance my life away,” Prince sang on “1999,” a line that can’t help but be considered in light of the shocking news of his death at age 57. There were a few big themes in Prince’s songs, but his ongoing reckoning with … Prince the Immortal – The Atlantic

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Classic quote from “Tootsie” staring Dustin Hoffman

Classic quote from “Tootsie” staring Dustin Hoffman by Coach Comeback Show

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Napoleon Hill’s Think you way to wealth. From the creator of Think and Grow Rich

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Napoleon Hill’s Think you way to wealth. From the creator of Think and Grow Rich

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Napoleon Hill’s Think you way to wealth. From the creator of Think and Grow Rich