Pitch Perfect: Fat Amy | Quotes & Best Bits!


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  1. gabeneko69 says:

    the line is “I’m the best singer in Tasmania, with teeth.”

  2. Joevil Estinor says:

    I just cant stop laughing when she said: I just got shot. Hahaha

  3. estesj1869 says:

    I love fat amy

  4. pettypettywoodchuck2 says:

    0:56 could be Jason bat

  5. Shayna Buhs says:

    she is

  6. Shayna Buhs says:


  7. Evun Cook says:


  8. Melissa Chan says:

    Whoop there it is hahahahahah lol sooooo much still laughing every time I think back on it

  9. Melissa Chan says:

    Fat Amy sounds British

  10. Keo BaconLovR says:

    Its not fat amy its fat patricia

  11. Jayda Herndon says:

    Orthodox Jews lol cool name

  12. K irsty says:

    ahahaha Rebel doing for Australia! 🙂 we love youuuuu

  13. jblovesUS3 says:

    Or do you have that as well

  14. Anya Monkey says:

    Lesbi honest

  15. Skyley Kittilson says:

    Fat Amy is the coolest chick ever. She makes me literally LOL

  16. izzie1216 says:

    XD 2:31, lesbi honest, 2:37 whoop there it is XD

  17. doyoulikepotatoes says:

    No script? Haha why? I thought it’s the script that results in these lines…

  18. Sammantha Williams says:

    Excuse me bitch, you don’t need to shout. Haha

  19. prafulkadam008 says:

    Lesbi honest!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Geoffrey Howe says:

    Whoop there it is

  21. birdstuckinchimney says:

    I thought this was gonna be about Amy Lee …LOL

  22. Brendan Raymond says:

    Way too many awkward silences when they stare and judge.

  23. Nicole3900 says:

    What do you mean?

  24. 091696g says:

    LESBI-Honest! damn ! lol

  25. hcofamily says:

    ‘yeah.. no don’t put me down for cardio’hahahahaha omg

  26. ๓є Ŧคเl єภﻮlเรђ tђคt§ ยภק๏รรเ๒lє says:

    being perfect may be ok for barbie but remember she ended up with a guy with plastic balls

    Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

    The best vitamin for making friends….. B1.

  27. Janelle~ says:

    “one day your life will flash before your eyes… make sure it’s worth watching”

  28. Adie <3 says:

    You crack me up

    Have a fab day 🙂

  29. Tinkerbell eats Yahoo! says:

    You can spend minutes, hours, days,
    weeks or even months over-analyzing
    a situation, trying to put the p i e c e s together,
    justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened
    or you can just leave the pieces on the floor
    & m o v e t h e f u c k o n

  30. R4CH3L says:

    Sometimes the easiest things we take for granted… until they gone, then realize we even had it

  31. HoneyBee says:

    I’m really fond of this one: “Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.”-Jimi Hendrix

  32. April Showers says:

    “Prosperity is a great protector of principle.”
    “Humans are the only animals that blush — or need to.”
    “He had the calm, cool confidence of a Christian with four aces.”

    All from Mark Twain

  33. rip_radiostar says:

    i only have two by i live my life by them (:


    ‘never regret something that once made you smile’

  34. I wish I was doing Mollyraggs.. says:


  35. James L says:

    learn to walk before you can run
    get off my back
    everything happens for a reason
    you only get one life make the most of it
    practice makes perfect

  36. rαyσ♥ßεεz says:

    “if you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it”

    “Now and then it’s good to pause in your pursuit of happiness and just be happy”

    “the mind is everything. What you think, you become”

    “Do not mistake temptation for opportunity”

  37. Inner rage gets da lyf outta ppl says:

    Life’s a bargain, take it or leave it.

  38. margaretgiveshugs! says:

    ‘everybody should like everybody” – A-Warhol
    ‘lighthouses are more useful than churches” – B-Franklin
    ‘doubt is humble’ – Bill Maher

  39. I am totally random says:

    Its worse to have and to lose than to not have at all…

  40. cute_megan4u says:

    “always keep a trashbag in the car… it demonstrates you are a very clean & neat person and if it gets full, you can just toss it out the window.”

  41. † Awake † && Unafraid says:

    “Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don’t accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that motherf*cker, stick up your middle finger, and scream F*CK YOU!”

    “Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.”

  42. Grasshopper Shorty says:

    a few that i love are:

    “one shoe could change your whole life” – cinderella

    “when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace” – jimi hendrix

    “you should never doubt what no one is unsure about” – willy wonka

    “There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl’s complexion” – Audrey Hepburn

    “i’ve been on a calendar, but never on time.” – Marilyn Monroe

  43. Jo W says:


    “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill

    “To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.” – Anatole France

    “Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.” – Pamela Vaull Starr

    “You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’” – George Bernard Shaw

    “Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.” – Thomas Alva Edison

    “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” – Albert Einstein

    “He is able who thinks he is able.” – Buddha

    “Recognition is the greatest motivator.” – Gerard C. Eakedale

    “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” – Albert Einstein

    “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

    “Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” – Confucius

    “One ought to hold on to one’s heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

    “Drink to me” – Pablo Picasso

    Funny & silly quotes –

    “My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

    “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae West

    “The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche

    “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

    “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

    “The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it’s a waste of time.” – Gerard Way

    “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

    “I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” – Oscar Wilde

    “I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” – Oscar Wilde

    “One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” – Oscar Wilde

    “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” – Oscar Wilde

    Besides, you’ll get thousands of funny quotes here –


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  44. Jennifer says:

    Go to http://www.wisdomvitamins.com. It has a number of great quotes in a variety of categories! It’s also really easy to navigate and they offer a 12-month subscription to a series of beautiful and inspirational words through snail-mail! Totally unique and a great way to slow down and smell the roses!

  45. Sebastian says:

    ‘It’s not the having, but the getting’

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