Top 10 Funniest/Stupid Things Karl Pilkington Has Ever Said
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Just the Laugh alone makes this worth it. You will either be thoroughly annoyed, or pleasantly entertained.
Either way, you’re welcome
Karl Pilkington feeding a lizard hobnobs and singing 'Just Can't Get Enough', whilst in Mexico has to be one of the greatest TV moments ever
— LA (@Ainsie_) June 30, 2016
"People who live in a glass house have to answer the door" – the legend Karl Pilkington
— Shelby Mertens (@DNR_smertens) September 14, 2016
A countdown of karl pilkingtons stupid quotes.
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Question by Madison: What is your favorite Twilight quotes and your favorite book?
I was just wondering. I love what you all have to say. I also love all the twilight quotes they are so romantic.
Thanks:)
Best answer:
Answer by angels_rcute
my fave quote:
“and so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
i love that quote!! its just so adorable!!!
fave book:
breaking dawn.
i love the story, and it has the most action and things going on.
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
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Re: kitten, I think Steve should encourage him more just to work Ricky up haha
@slhrfeq yeah i totally agree! BUT! ive been wasting my time with this game all day have a look its tight => tr.im4glwc
looooooooooooooooooool
He’s on a script.
It’s still halarious
Karl Pilkington is hilarious and doesn’t even realize it.
Yes that’s what mainstream historians tell us but that doesnt make it fact;
/watch?v=6oGqPc6poS4
A mathematician called in and told them Karl was right and Ricky was wrong, but that didnt stop Ricky from proclaiming he was still right and Karl was wrong.
I think at times he can just be stupid but a lot of the time he just has problems articulating his thoughts
are you serious….if that’s true the human prints came after the dinosaur prints. Because they are next to each other doesn’t mean that they occured at the same time… dinosaurs went extinct around 60 million years before humans.
Name one! The infinite monkey theorem works by definition. Just because your brain cannot comprehend the theorem, it doesn’t therefore follow that it is not true. Nobody understands quantum mechanics – but that doesn’t make it false. Rather than spouting ad hominem attacks, why don’t you actually try and demonstrate it is false? I dare you. And I will be waiting to hear which so called “professors” have “debunked” it – you’re an idiot. Play a record!
whoa calm down there buddy
You’re*
you’re*
your so far off the mark its unreal….
you do not even understand what infinity is so shut the fuck up many people disagree with the infinite typewriter point. it isn’t as simple as to say infinity and think you win. Twat
no he isn’t i have seen multiple professors completely debunk the infinite type writer point. so seriously fuck yourself
there are human racks found next to dinosaur tracks in Texas… don’t dismiss everything.
Karl looks a bit like Lars Ulrich from Metallica
I would kindly like to refer you to 8:19.
Jesus, Ricky. Step back from the mic when you laugh, mate.
Karl is a genius in stupidity.
Karl cracks me up, but it’s awesome to laugh along with Ricky.
I hope Karl is at least friendly.
if we sent gir to Afghanistan :/
dayum
CUPCAKES are always better than going home.
Holy-Terrorist:>*=* 3:11!
Lol cute
LOL xD
WHY PIGGY?!?! I LOVEDED YOU!!! I LOOOOVVVEEEDDDDEEEEDDDD YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! D”:
XD @laura lovesMCR
i need tocas or i will explod lolz i would love that to be a phoba i have
Zim:WHY WAS THE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
Gir:I MADE IT MYSELF
i gonna huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug you!!
doomie doomdi doom
I love this show
Meow :3
Why is there bacon in the soap? I MADE IT MYSELF
Doodoodoodoodooodooo
I wanna be the piggy gir loves D’=
I MADE IT MYSELF
I DID IT MYSELF!
Hi floor, make me a sammich ^_^
Congratulations, everyone has managed to at some point quoted the video purely consisting of quotes. A job well done, none of the rest of would have ever picked up on any of it otherwise. You all deserve a pat on the back and a cookie.
AWWW….SOMEONE NEEDS A HUUUG!!!!!!!
WHERE IS, “It’s been nice working with you, Gir! Now, self destruct.” “FINALLY!!! EEHEEHEEHEE!” BOOM WHERE IS IT?!?!?
cows r my friend
FROM PEWDIEPIE O _ O
My fave quote: “Your scent, It’s like a drug to me. You’re like my own personal brand of heroine.” LOVE IT!!!! And my fave book is a tie between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn!!!!
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Bella
My fave is Breaking Dawn.
“So what are you stalking me now”
“your on my res. remember?”- jacob (i love him)
and i LOVE the book eclipse
My favorite book is Breaking Dawn and my favorite quotes are:
Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving.-Edward Cullen
Ill be back so soon, you wont have time to miss me. Take care of my heart. I’ve left it with you.-Edward Cullen
You’ll never catch me betting against Alice.-Bella Swan
“Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars –points of light and reason….And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything”
That’s a beautiful literary metaphor, perfect for a report.
There’s also the famous “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
Probably not much use in a report but I love “Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand… ”
Renee said: “There’s something strange about the way you two are together… the way he watches you- it’s so… protective. like he’s about to throw himself in fromt of a bullet to save you or something”
and “Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love. ”
A sweet Edward quote, totally shows how much he loves her.
*”No, I don’t want to be without you, Bella, of course not. Be rational. And I have no problem with saving you, either — if it weren’t for the fact that I was the one putting you in danger… that I’m the reason that you’re here.” -Edward Cullen
*”You are my life. You’re the only thing it would hurt me to lose.” -Bella Swan
In New Moon:
*”So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it.” – Edward Cullen
*”How can I put this so that you’ll believe me? You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.” – Edward Cullen
In Eclipse: I have a few faves..
*”There’s something… strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you—it’s so… protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.” — Renee Dwyer
*”Do you ever think that your life might be easier if you weren’t in love with me?” — Edward Cullen
*”Besides… the more time I spend with you, the more human emotions seem comprehensible to me. I’m discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I didn’t think possible before.” — Edward Cullen
In Breaking Dawn: my favorite will always be that last line..
“And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever.”
..as you can see, I usually like Edward’s lines because they tend to be with deeper meanings! I LOVE IT..
=d
New moon i don’t remember exactly how i t goes but i think it says something like
Edward-“I’ll get you one for x-mas”
Alice – “yellow”
it was something like that… but i thought it was so funny how she said it lol I can’t wait to see how she says it in the movie..
TEAM EDWARD !!!!
My favorite book is Breaking Dawn
but my favorite quote is from Twilight “…And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
the best quote by far is edward:”and so the lion fell in love with the lamb”
bella”what a stupid lamb”
edwars”what a sick and masochistic lion”
the first quote i know for sure i dont know about the last one’
it was beatiful when i read the book and i imagines them saying it to each other, the part in the movie was great as well.
My favorite quote is “And so the Lion fell In love with the Lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick masochistic lion.” As for my favorite book, I don’t know I can’t pick a favorite I love them all. I also think Stephinie Meyer should make another book, I’m not talking about Midnight Sun by the way, about Jacob and Nessie.