28 Years Later… A Sincere Thank you to Teachers Everywhere

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28 years later and I still know the words to “alouette”. I just wanted to take a min to say thank you to my favorite teacher I’ve had. 6th grade at Freeport Elementary Mrs. Tiab. She was my introduction to yoga, meditation, beginning French, and understanding, accepting and more importantly, appreciating the differences in cultures and … Read more

One Disgusting Habit That Is Actually Good For You

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Typically you would expect to catch a load of crap for such a filthy habit.  But now, through the magic of science, you can justify almost anything. 6 Dreaded Tasks That Are Actually Great For Managing Stress SNIFFING YOUR PARTNER’S LAUNDRY No sane person puts “sniff your significant other’s dirty socks” on their to-do list, … Read more

How to prepare yourself to be a lifetime housewife starting at age 17

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Today’s question is from a concerned coming of age little pre-woman.  She asks: “I’m 17 and my only goal is to be a housewife. What should I do to prepare myself?” Great question.  You really are getting ahead of the curve and getting a head start. If only all women starting planning this early.  So, … Read more

When Is The Perfect Time To Give Up

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Nothing is working when you have tried it all
There’s comfort when you bang your head on the wall
Spinning in circles until you are dizzy and sick
You just want to scream at the world “SUCK MY …. THICK…
THUMB”, and go put like a baby
Today is the day I give up…. Maybe.
Seems to make since to end this suffering
So much more worse than Netflix buffering
So when is better time, one better than now
To give up on your dreams and run like a mad cow
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NEVER!
 
 

Get A Ranch Keg To Get Any Party Started This Holiday Season

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I already know what you are thinking… “How can I get VIP access to Kaiser Permanente’s Express Emergency room this holiday season?” Well Hidden Valley Has just the thing for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvbTaYZr894 Hidden Valley Is Selling Ranch Dressing Kegs Now Hidden Valley has outdone themselves, offering a 5-liter keg full of all the ranch dressing your … Read more